Sunday 23 September 2018

Best Episode of Season 1: "The Last Review"

I've been wanting to take each magnificent and wildly-different ALICE season and come up with the BEST episode for the season, along with two runner ups.   The time has come, and I will begin with SEASON ONE.
Season One was released in 2012!
I've asked for suggestions from one of the ALICE groups that I manage:  Mel's Diner -- Cast and Characters Then & Now.    Join us here if you're not already a member:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/576329819106908/.

For each season, we'll look at all the episodes in the season, with season notes, two runner ups, my least favorite episode and why, and the BEST EPISODE OF THE SEASON.   

I am sure that many of you have your own favorites and may not line up exactly as I have -- that's the wonderful thing about being a fan is having your own unique tastes.   So feel free to add your full comments either on the Facebook group, or on Mel's Diner -- Cast and Characters Then & Now.

GENERAL SEASON NOTES:  ALICE's pilot aired on August 31, 1976, with the Season One Premiere airing Sept. 29, 1976, almost a month later.   The first episodes were clunky at times, racked with behind-the-scenes crew changes, and a lot of uncertainty.   In the midst of it all, the cast produced some excellent episodes which have stood the test of time.   But first, my least favorite (and I actually DO like this one also!)

SEASON ONE LEAST FAVORITE:  The Pain of No Return
EPISODE # 01-17
EPISODE AIR DATE:  February 5, 1977
WRITER:  Rick Mittleman
DIRECTOR:  Alan Rafkin
GUEST STARS:   Warren Berlinger as Marion Bartlett; Arlene Garlonka as Shirley Bartlett
RECURRING CAST:  Tom Mahoney as Travis

Alice gets bad news:  She owes the IRS money she doesn't have.
IRS Agent Marion Bartlett threatens Alice if she can't pay a tax bill
she doesn't even know she owes.
Naturally, the wife (Arlene Garlonka) appears, pleading with Alice
not to take her husband (which, of course, was laughable.)
You guessed it -- the IRS agent will trade favors for no money.
WHY IT'S MY LEAST FAVORITE:  Writer Rick Mittleman penned this episode, the only episode he wrote.  It wasn't a horrible episode, but it never conveyed any warm fuzzies, and the barely consensual relations he wanted was a bit freaky, especially for 1977.   It had the typical introduction of a cheating man, in this case Alice's  IRS agent (Warren Berlinger), of course the wife (Arlene Garlonka), who knows he's being unfaithful and suspects Alice, and an unimpressed Alice.   At exactly 8 PM, Marion shows up with promises of making Alice's tax bill disappear in exchange for favors.   He doesn't get what he wants, fortunately!   

SEASON ONE FAVORITE - SECOND RUNNER UP:  Goodnight, Sweet Vera
EPISODE # 01-09
EPISODE AIR DATE:  November 20, 1976
WRITER: Simon Muntner
DIRECTOR:  Norman Abbott
GUEST STAR:   Darrell Zwerling as Calvin, Vera's bizarre boyfriend
RECURRING CAST:  Patrick Cranshaw as Andy
Girl power:  When Vera is hanging onto her life in the middle of a
rainstorm-borderline-flood, Alice and Flo keep her awake and
rally for her survival until the paramedics can arrive.
Flo offers Vera coffee, but ends up practically forcing her to drink it.
While keeping Vera awake, Alice and Flo share moments of truth
of where they are in their lives, and what they hope for in the future.
MEMORABLE LINE:  Alice (to Flo):  You got more men than Jimmy Carter's got teeth.
WORST PART OF EPISODE:  The suicide attempt Vera made clouded her character development.   Luckily, writers ignored Vera's first season oddness and developed her character in a more positive light in later seasons.
WHY IT'S A FAVORITE:   The bond and dedication between the girls, along with excellent writing, make this a winner.   Excellent acting, some funny lines, and a lot of thunder and lightening in the background.   Interestingly enough, Vic Tayback (Mel) was barely seen in this episode.


SEASON ONE FAVORITE - FIRST RUNNER UP: Mother-In-Law (two part episodes)
EPISODE # 01-12 & 13
EPISODE AIR DATE:  December 11th, 1976 and December 18, 1976
WRITER: Martin Donavan (Part I), Bruce Johnson, Arnold Kane and R.S. Allen (Part II)
DIRECTOR:  William P. D'Angelo
GUEST STAR:   Eileen Heckert as Rose Hyatt; Murray Hamilton as Charlie Hyatt; Clyde Kusatsu as Herb Tanaguchi
RECURRING CAST:  Noble Willingham as Floyd.
BEST MOMENTS:  Rose Hyatt had incredible laugh-your-ass-off lines.
MEMORABLE LINE:  So many!   Here's one: 
     Charlie Hyatt:  I love you, Rose.
     Rose Hyatt:  You should!

If you have watched many ALICE episodes, you know this face!
Rose Hyatt successfully insulted everyone in sight, save her dear
dead son, Don Hyatt.   Her grandson Tommy was spared also.
Alice's lecture date with Herb Tanaguchi was destroyed quickly.
Charlie Hyatt ended up reconciling with his estranged wife Rose,
but not before going out with Flo!
WHY IT'S A FAVORITE:  When I just want to chuckle, I watch this episode.   Rose Hyatt is a one-woman wrecking crew, and her destruction is aimed primarily at Alice, with more than enough shots at Vera, Flo and Mel.   Alice takes it well at first, but eventually stands up to Rose.   Ex-husband Charlie (after a hot night on the town with Flo) goes back to Rose, and they leave Phoenix, never to be seen nor spoke of again.

SEASON ONE ALL-TIME FAVORITE:  The Last Review
EPISODE # 01-06
EPISODE AIR DATE:  October 27, 1976
WRITER: Harvey Bullock and R.S. Allen
DIRECTOR:  James Sheldon
GUEST STAR:  Victor Buono as the Restaurant Critic Mr. James
RECURRING CAST:  Patrick Cranshaw as Andy; Noble Willingham as Morgan
BEST MOMENTS:  The insults of the food by the restaurant critic before he dies rival the bad death jokes after he's dead!
MEMORABLE LINE:
     Mr. James:  It's going to be so difficult to decide.  You have so many of my favorites...wilted lettuce...stale donuts
    Vera (writing these down on an order pad): Wilted lettuce ... stale donuts ...
The comedy just begins when the Food Editor shows up.   He's not
at all impressed with Mel's Diner and would prefer to be eating
Peeking Duck.
Mr. James examines the spoon, indicating distrust for Mel's cleanliness.  
Smart guy!
When the Food Editor sarcastically says it will be hard to decide on
what to order and mentions "wilted lettuce" and "stale donuts", Vera
writes it down, as if he was really ordering that.   Classic!

Trying Mel's chili -- in his second visit (Mel runs him off on his
first trip there) -- Mr. James spends his last moments alive eating
Mel's chili.
Soon after taking a bit of Mel's "jailhouse chili", Mr. James
drops dead in Mel's booth.  The bad food jokes and the dead
jokes hit an all-time high -- or low -- here!
WHY "THE LAST REVIEW" IS MY SEASON ONE FAVORITE:  Pure and simple, this episode makes me crack up all the way through it.   Victor Buono (You probably know him as King Tut from 1960s BATMAN) blew away the role with his pretentious and self-aggrandizing attitude.   It was the perfect sitcom casting to contrast a roadside diner (which was even more greasy-spoonish in the first season).   He is offended by Mel's non-discreet attempts to save spoiling food ("put powdered sugar on the stale donuts".)  When Mel kicks him out, he looks at his stained clothing and says "Sir, are you aware someone has staged a cockfight on your t-shirt?".    Not to be discouraged, Alice invites him back, but probably shouldn't have.   He hates the food, belittles the staff, and dies in the booth.   Best episode of the first season!

ADDITIONAL SEASON FAVORITES COMING SOON!   Want to suggest an episode?   Hit us up at Mel's Diner -- Cast and Characters Then & Now or in the comment section below. 

Saturday 6 December 2014

WARNER ARCHIVES: Release ALL NINE Seasons of "ALICE" on DVD!

A PLEA TO WARNER ARCHIVES:  Please release ALL NINE SEASONS of "ALICE" on DVD!   After 30 years, thousands of fans are waiting!

ALICE ran from 1976 to 1985 on CBS-TV, but was owned and managed as a Warner Brothers Television production.   Ultimately, this may have served "ALICE" fans poorly, for while CBS has released most popular sitcoms in DVD from the era that "ALICE" ran, Warner has only started to release this highly popular sitcom, beginning in 2012.   Now, with 2015 just around the corner, it's been over a year since Season Four was released, and there's no word nor comment on when Seasons Five, Six, Seven, Eight and Nine will be released.   The series itself left the airwaves almost 30 YEARS AGO, so a full release is certainly in order.  

To the serious "ALICE" fan, this is troubling and sad.   More than half of the "ALICE" episodes have remained in the Warner Archives vault, and are locked away until such time that Warner releases them.   At present time, it's not known if "ALICE" is being shown on TV LAND or Hulu, or any of the other networks making money on Classic TV.   Gone also, it would seem, are the syndicated airing of "ALICE" on local or national TV stations, which happened in the 80s and 90s by such networks as "E".
Some of my favorite happenings occurred between Celia Weston, Linda Lavin and Beth Howland in the latter years of "ALICE".   Good character development took all the characters a great distance from their beginning on the series.
Subsequently, "ALICE" fans are left with random photos from Season 5 onward that may surface, a poor quality pirated DVD set that occasionally surfaces, robbing Warner of all royalties, and the hardy memories of longtime fans, who can remember episodes from the early to middle 1980s and their reruns in the decade or so that would follow.

No longer a tween, Philip McKeon and his character Tommy both grow up on "ALICE".   As it now stands, Tommy is barely a teenager and most of his appearances on "ALICE" remain unreleased!
Because there's no commercial release of the last five seasons of "ALICE", most fans cannot see the amazing growth of Philip McKeon, who started the series as a 12 year old and was around 21 when the series ended.   As you can easily see, Phil towered over Linda by the seventh season, and "ALICE" would run another two seasons after this season finished up!   Tommy would graduate from High School, go to Arizona State University, join a fraternity, get arrested, get his driver's license (and on one occasion, drive under the influence in one of the show's few social issue themed episodes), and grow closer to Mel.   But, again, these stories are locked away.
The legendary Martha Rae made eleven appearances on "ALICE" as Mel's controlling mother Carrie, but only three of those have been released on DVD.    Carrie's chicken pies become a hit with the customers, and so was Martha Rae!
As the series progressed, Martha Rae made even more appearances on "ALICE" as Mel's domineering mother Carrie Sharples.   By the fifth season, she divorced her husband Robby, then wrote a cookbook "Carrie's Continental Cooking:  Recipes from A Broad" (or was it Abroad?   Jolene was always the person reading the book title!)   Carrie also bought Mel's apartment building and raised Mel's rent, did a nightclub act with Alice, had Mel arrested, went to work for Mel's competitor (Not Barney, this one was Benny from Benny's Beanery!), and fessed up to Mel about a thirty plus year lie on giving away his dog when he was a child.    In the later seasons that are unreleased, Carrie was almost a cast member!   If only we could enjoy these again...
The Sixth Season Christmas Episode, featuring Jack Gilford as the "ghost from partner past", who gives Mel the dickens for firing his waitresses because they won't work on Christmas Eve.   A lost holiday memory that all "ALICE" fans would truly love to see again!   (Like Ebeneezer Scrooge, Mel has a change of heart in this sweet, classic episode.)
Not always known is the fact that Celia Weston as "Jolene" made more appearances on "ALICE" than Polly Holliday and Diane Ladd combined.   None of them are released on DVD yet, sadly.  By the seventh season, Weston was getting huge numbers of laughs and was clearly a favorite of the writers and the audience, having an especially strong ability to put down Mel and his cooking.   Their love/hate relationship was another great reason that "ALICE" did so well into it's ninth season.
Vic Tayback as 'Mel" and Celia Weston as "Jolene"
I love the photo above, because it shows an unamused Mel and a self-amused Jolene, who had the ability to say just about anything without getting Mel too upset.   He was generally just moderately annoyed!   Wishing we could enjoy these moments again, to our friends at Warner!!
Dick Gautier as Captain Sacks, the pilot who locks himself out of the cockpit and then loses his wits.   Jolene and Alice to the rescue!!   Great putdowns and antics between the little old lady and Mel, who are seated together!
An eighth season episode, "Jolene Gets Her Wings" featured Jolene moonlighting as a flight attendant (oh yeah, this was when they were still called stewardesses!).   The girls and Mel decide to go along on Jolene's maiden voyage.   Mel is seated next to a little but wise old lady gambler (you got it, played by Florence Halop!).   Trouble brews when the pre-9/11 pilot locks himself out of the cockpit (shown in the photo above).   Most of the "ALICE" fans I know remember very little of this classic episode.
Jay Leno, Linda Lavin and Vic Tayback share a tense moment on "ALICE" when Leno's character threatens Mel.
Another almost forgotten memory from the Sixth Season was an episode featuring a very young Jay Leno prior to his Tonight Show years!   The waitresses are mortified when a couple of burly bikers begin frequenting Mel's Diner. No one enjoys their rowdy and rude manners and Mel is scared to throw them out for fear of his life. After she's had enough Alice stands up to the bikers and one of them (Jay Leno) is so impressed with her spirit that it inspires him to recruit her as his 'old lady.' Also guest starring is the late Ron Pallilo as the other biker ... you'll remember Pallilo as Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter," and he has the same whiney voice fans loved.   A wonderful episode not yet released, along with over 100 more that "ALICE" fans would love to own in DVD format!
Charles Levin and Beth Howland was Elliot and Vera Novak.   Vera gets married!!
One of the episodes that fans like myself are absolutely fanatical about is Vera's two part wedding episode from Season Eight.   Yes, Vera marries Officer Elliot Novak and the last two seasons reflect a new emphasis on a somewhat more mature and developed Vera.    In fact, even away from Elliot, Vera's character has some of her best moments, including the Ninth Season episode "Vera, the Nightbird", when Vera takes on a part time job at a radio station to replace a vacationing DJ, and ends up stirring up the hormones of the men of Phoenix.    A super performance by Beth Howland, well written and great laughs abounding.   This and other episodes with a married Vera are longed to be released by so many "ALICE" fans!
Joel Grey agrees to be featured in the lead of a musical that Alice was also starring in during the Seventh Season of "ALICE".   Excellent talent, both funny and well-done musical numbers, a great guest cast, and superb comedy writing, make this two parter a favorite.   Will it be released?   We're hoping so!!
 Perhaps my favorite "ALICE" season is the Seventh -- I could go into great detail on why I love this season so much, but among them are some of the best writing and directing.   By this time, Mark Solomon and Marc Egan were not only producing "ALICE" but also writing many of the episodes.   This very entertaining two part episode featured Joel Grey and Linda Lavin in a very good choreographed sing and dance routine, with all the expected comedy anecdotes and more!
Meadowlark Lemon as himself, Linda Lavin as Alice and Phil McKeon as Tommy in another keeper from the Seventh Season.    Jolene and Mel have some good dialog here too that is "Alice" as it's best!
Meadowlark Lemon guests as himself in another Seventh Season favorite.   Tommy by this time is a college student on the ASU basketball team, and Meadowlark comes to the rescue with the encouragement Tommy needs to keep going!   

Season Seven also features a guest appearance by Debbie Reynolds (It was the Seventh Season Premiere) that brought the house down with laughs.   I can't find any photos of this episode to post, but I can tell you, it's a definite comedic masterpiece, and the cast and crew remarked years later how much fun everyone had rehearsing this episode.   We so NEED to have this episode "Sorry, Wrong Lips," released!
Celia Weston as "Jolene," Vic Tayback as "Mel" and Sorrell Booke as "Boss Hogg" in the Eighth Season Premiere.  The diner gets a new name (Boar's Nest West) and a remodel and begins serving things like Sow Belly Burgers!
Perhaps you remember that on the Eighth Season Premiere, Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos from "The Dukes of Hazzard" guest on "ALICE" as their same characters, out to buy out Mel's Diner for a steal.  By this time in the series, Mel's wisdom seemed even less sharp than the beginning of the series, and he is easily duped out of his diner for a mere $1!   It takes the scheming of the girls to get the diner back!

In the photo below, diner regular Henry Beesmeyer (played by Marvin Kaplan) is featured in the only episode written specifically about Henry!   Plus is often-spoken-about, never-before-seen wife Chloe is finally seen.   This is a Season Five episode, next to be released (hopefully)!   

Marvin Kaplan as 'Henry', Ruth Buzzi as "Chloe' and Vic Tayback as "Mel" in a rarely seen recently episode from Season Five.   Fans are hoping to get access to this lost episode again --- sooner than later, considering the show left the airwaves 30 years ago!
The final episode of "ALICE" features Mel selling the diner and all the characters going their separate ways.    Not available on any commercial release, fans ask me about the final episode regularly.   It was an important, if final, part of "ALICE" history that should be available to dedicated fans of the show.  

All in all, with so many wonderful and sought-after episodes yet to be released, Warner Archives could either release the remaining five seasons one at a time, or produce a "complete series" box set.   Frankly, I think EITHER option would satisfy the eager requirements of the show's thousands of fans.   Even Warner Archive's very own Facebook page devoted to "ALICE" has OVER FIFTY SEVEN THOUSAND LIKES!   

To our friends at Warner Archives, once released, and with good marketing, the remaining seasons of "ALICE" is destined to do well on the market!   We, a dedicated group of fans who manage other online web pages, will also spread the word about "ALICE" DVD releases!   Your success is our greatest goal as well.   Please know that there is a strong need and desire for the remaining seasons of "ALICE" and that we stand by ready to purchase them ourselves and promote them heavily.

With sincere appreciation,
David Plunkett
A lifetime fan of Alice" and author of "Alice Sitcom in Retrospect"
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All we want is a 30 year gift from Warner Archives --- a release of all nine seasons of ALICE!   
T-T-That's All Folks!  

Wednesday 5 December 2012

Memories from seeing "ALICE" taped live!

Right below this door was the place that the studio audience, with ticket in hand, waited (many times for hours) for the doors to open and the live audience to be admitted.   The tickets plainly stated that "ticket distribution is in excess of studio capacity."   Translation:  Having a ticket did not guarantee you to be admitted to the audience.
ALICE taped before a studio audience on Tuesday nights at Warner Brothers Studios in Burbank at 4210 West Olive Avenue.   During weeks the sitcom was in production, the cast would show up a day or two after the previous Tuesday's taping and begin working on another episode.   By Tuesday night, everyone was (or should be) ready for taping to happen.

I managed to see THREE episodes of ALICE taped in 1981, 1982 and 1983.   The first year, I knew absolutely nothing about how it all worked, but had received an autographed photo from Linda Lavin inviting me to see the show taped.   I took her up on that invitation for sure, though it wasn't so personal that I believed I was one of only a few people who had received such an invitation.   After all, CBS-TV gave away thousands of tickets of ALICE and many other shows each year, and beyond that, anyone connected with the show invited people to the tapings.

I received this autograph and brief letter from Linda Lavin in 1980.   The idea to see the show taped popped into my head with this "invitation".   By 1981, I managed to make it there and even met Linda on my first trip there!
I had called CBS and asked where/how to get tickets to ALICE.   They told me that the tickets had to be picked up at CBS (7800 Beverly Blvd. in Los Angeles), but that the show itself taped at Warner Brothers Studios in Burbank.    I was 16 at the time, and my parents, who did the driving, knew practically nothing about driving in Los Angeles.   We did get tickets!!   Here is a scan of a couple of the episodes I saw taped in 1982 and 1983.   It never occurred to me in 1981 to ask for an extra ticket ... which was stupid!   They were FREE!
ALICE tickets!   Note the disclaimer about arriving early!    Trust me, I did!
Somehow, we managed to make it to CBS on May 18, 1981, then drove over to Burbank to see the show taped on Tuesday, May 19th, 1981.

Though I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of details, I do remember that we stayed in a somewhat run down motel within walking distance of Warner Brothers.   Sometime around 1 p.m., I walked over to WB's stage 3 and began hanging out at the door.   I was the very first person in line!   My family joined me a few hours later, and by that time, there were a number of other people waiting.

I recall on the first episode that I saw in 1981 that the people waiting immediately behind me were from Utah.   They were rather ... umm ... "backwoodsy" to say the least.   It was a chunky 30s or 40s couple, and his name was Ken Thomas.   He told me that he had been in several movies as an extra and insisted that I take his autograph.   Well, he had a captive audience to be sure.   I wasn't giving my place up in line!   Beyond the obligatory autograph, I recall his hillbilly laugh and that he and his wife were dressed a bit out of place for Hollywood.   She had more of a Mother Hubbard-type dress and he had faded overalls and an odd hat.   

After an eternity of waiting, at some point (maybe 6:15 p.m.?), young kids probably 17 or 18 working for WB opened the door and began the process of taking tickets and directed you to the studio audience area.   It was rather interesting to note that VIP people got VIP tickets!   Translation:  There were TWO levels of tickets ... VIP tickets and regular tickets.   Celebs, friends of the cast or crew, guests of the guest stars, etc., all got the VIP version.  On one occasion, I BARELY made it into the audience even being the first in line.   That episode was the Joel Grey two part episode and the number of VIP tickets (and well knowns in the audience) was staggering.   

To make it clear, the general ticket folk WAITED while the celebs marched in front of the line, presented VIP tickets, and were seated preferentially.  I managed to get VIP tickets one year, 1983, I believe. 

Once inside, the audience was greeted by an emcee (I couldn't tell you his name now).   He would go over a bit of the ground rules for the audience, introduce the producers and the director for the show, and then begin introducing the cast.   I recall that when the cast was introduced, they would come out of the ladies' room, men and all, and wave at the audience.   I remember Marvin Kaplan being cheered when introduced as Henry, and of course, Vic, Beth, Celia, Phil and (I believe), finally Linda.    It's kind of a blur now!

During taping, the gags usually took care of themselves in terms of generating laughter, but at times, it was apparent that the joke didn't go over as strongly as the writer had hoped.    There were also occasionally retakes ~ that is, shots of a particular scene or more a second time.   The director would make suggestions to those in the scene and the shots would be taped again.   Or on other occasions, someone would forget his or her line, or say it incorrectly!   This happened on my first taping in 1981:  Doris Roberts, who played Alice's mother Mona Spivak, was discussing why she brought her own tea bags from New Jersey to Phoenix.   The line was "Anything south of Atlantic City is in question," but Doris said instead "Anything south of Phoenix is in question."   She then grimaced and said "...and so am I!".    The audience applauded, the scene was retaped, and in the final, the correct dialog was put in.

MEETING THE "ALICE" CAST AT TAPINGS
(Okay, some of this is redundant from other blogs!!)

In 1981, I was smart (or perhaps stupid ass) enough to bring my 10 pound scrapbook to the tapings.  Yep, carried it in line for HOURS!   It did make good conversation with the people in line behind me, such as Ken Thomas.   Somehow the scrapbook got the attention of someone who asked me at the end of the show if I'd like to meet Ms. Lavin.   To say I was thrilled was an understatement.   I walked behind the set and Linda came over, looked at my scrapbook, said some wonderful things to me, and kissed me on the forehead.   The moment went quickly and we left, but I pretty much floated out.

The second taping in 1982, my family and I were scouting out the area and we happened to eat at El Chiquito Mexican Restaurant, which was right across the street from Warner Brothers on West Olive Avenue.   The waitress told us super valuable information ... the cast would frequently socialize there after the show taped on Tuesdays.   In '82, I met Vic and Linda, and in '83, I met Celia, Vic again and Philip, along with some other celebs and regulars who were also poking around with the cast.   What a special night both of those occasions were!   Several of the cast members signed my scrapbook and all of them looked at it.   It was a pretty unique experience to have something that gathered the attention of celebrities.   Vic made the statement, "CBS doesn't have this material.   Warner Brothers doesn't have this material.   Who has it?   This kid from Oklahoma!".  
Right on West Olive Avenue there was a massive billboard advertising ALICE.   It was just a block or two from where ALICE taped at Warner Brothers Studios.   The characters were 3D and were a foot or so in front of the rest of the billboard.
I might add that my family and I made a FOURTH trip the summer of 1984 to see another episode taped.   Unfortunately, we didn't do our homework, and there was no episode taping that week.   I lost my window of opportunity that year, sadly.    I think we did see a couple game shows taped though, "The Price is Right," and something called "Child's Play," both at "Television City," as CBS was then billed.  

EPISODES I SAW TAPED:
"Alice's Big Four-Oh?", Sixth Season episode featuring Doris Roberts (1981).  
I would meet Linda right after this taping for the first of several times.
Sixth Season:  "Alice's Big Four-Oh?"   Guest Star Doris Roberts
Seventh Season:  "Alice at the Palace" and "Joel Grey Saves the Day", two part episodes   Guest Star Joel Grey
Eighth Season:  "It Had to Be Mel"   Guest Star Florence Henderson

CELEBS AND NOTABLES IN THE AUDIENCE:
Kasey Kasem, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Whelchel, Sonny Shoyer, Michael Bell, Ron Kuhlman and Beth Howland's daughter Holly, Vic's wife and son (Sheila and Chris Tayback), Linda's fiance at the time, Kip Niven, and others.

Another recollection from a longtime fan of "ALICE"!

Saturday 24 November 2012

HOW "ALICE" CHANGED THE LIVES OF ITS STARS


While making America (and safe to say, the world) laugh, ALICE's success was also bringing big life changes to its cast.   ALICE made my life a lot brighter too!   Above is a photo of the cast taken in 1982.   Such photos are a snapshot of what the cast looked like at a specific time and place in ALICE history.


I suppose that ALICE is like any other successful venture; the result of success brings about prosperity and ultimately change in people's lives.   Certainly the ALICE sitcom can testify to bringing about significant change to those who were in it's cast and crew.     I have thought about this topic for years and decided today to take a stab at it.
  
LINDA LAVIN:  a big break that made her a household name.  
For LINDA LAVIN, ALICE meant stardom.   Linda began acting on Broadway in the 1960s, earning notice in IT'S A BIRD ... IT'S A PLANE ... IT'S SUPERMAN in 1966 and receiving her first Tony Award nomination in LAST OF THE RED HOT LOVERS in 1970. She moved to Hollywood in 1973 and began to work in television, making recurring appearances on BARNEY MILLER, HARRY O and RHODA before getting the title role in ALICE in 1976.   

Linda Lavin as Det. Janice Wentworth on BARNEY MILLER (1975).  (Would you look at that Jewfro!)   Prior to ALICE, Linda made a FEW television guest appearances on mostly sitcoms.  

The success of ALICE took Linda from a character actor to that of a household name, and it would be easily argued, launched the rest of her career.   During the ALICE years, Linda and the show became synonymous to working women, and Linda has never lacked work in her chosen field ever since.
Photo and letter I received from Linda sometime around 1980.  
During the ALICE years, Linda did a number of made-for-TV movies {Among them, The $5.20 AN HOUR DREAM (1978), A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH )1980), and ANOTHER WOMAN'S CHILD (1983).  She had her own TV variety special, LINDA IN WONDERLAND, airing on Thanksgiving 1980.
Nicky Silver's THE LYONS, starring LINDA LAVIN as a "scaldingly blunt Jewish mother," was one of the best Broadway events of 2012.   It's heartening to know that she is doing so great and, at 75, STILL making people laugh.
Linda starred in two sitcoms following ALICE: ROOM FOR TWO (1992-1993) and CONRAD BLOOM (1998), neither which were as successful nor long running as ALICE.  ROOM FOR TWO was a wonderful sitcom with tremendous potential, and I followed it extensively.   It was well written with subtle, good humor and excellent story lines.   I was horrified it didn't find success, though many a good show has gone to the graveyard for simply not getting the ratings required.

Following ALICE, Linda hasn't ever quit working and continues to get great and highly acclaimed roles in many different venues, including Broadway, television and some movie roles.   This year, Linda led the cast in a delightful, critically acclaimed Broadway production called THE LYONS, receiving her sixth Tony nomination!   She and husband Steve Bakunas recently announced they are moving BACK to New York after a number of years in Wilmington, North Carolina, where they owned a small theatre and became a part of the community there.  Hard to say what life would look like for Linda had there been no ALICE!

PHILIP McKEON:  A whole new world was found in "Alice".
PHILIP McKEON (note that he prefers to go by Phil these days) began modeling at age 4. He and his sister NANCY both continued modeling and later acting parts in stage, films and commercials.   It was in a Broadway performance that Linda Lavin first saw Phil and thought he was bright and talented.  Linda recommended him for the part of Tommy (apparently after the earliest producers decided that ALFRED LUTTER was too old to play Tommy.)

Certainly, growing up on the ALICE set would have been a very unique and life-changing experience.  For Phil, it meant that his entire family relocated to California from New York.  Phil described living in an apartment complex near Warner Brothers Studios in Burbank as his first California home.   For Phil, it also meant on-stage schooling, getting to know all of the cast and crew, meeting a number of guest stars who regularly made appearances on ALICE, and as his popularity and fame grew, becoming a staple in the Hollywood set in the 1970s and 1980s.    Phil was in the enviable position of being the ONLY kid on the set on a regular basis, and he no doubt received a lot of attention from all of his co-workers.   I'd love to capture some of those memories from Phil himself at some point.

During the ALICE years (1976-1985), I recall that there were numerous contests to meet PHILIP McKEON (mostly by Teen or Tiger Beat Magazine, then popular.)   Phil was featured in many of the young star profiles and I have a few of them in my enormous scrapbook.   And, following Phil's success on ALICE, three or four years later, NANCY McKEON achieved fame also when the FACTS OF LIFE added an additional character, Jo, to the cast, making her an instant celebrity also.   It is safe to say that many a teenage girl at the time had severe crushes on Philip also.   To underestimate the affect of these experiences would be an easy accomplishment.   Phil McKeon's young life was like only a couple dozen other child TV stars at the time.
One of Philip McKeon's early publicity photos.
Perhaps one thing that set me apart from other major ALICE fans was the detailed scrapbook that I compiled along the way.   To get more material, I joined Philip's "International Fan Club," from which, after joining, I was sent a big packet of materials, photos and an ID wallet card, proclaiming me as a "member in good standing."   That latter makes me laugh, as I doubt seriously that the Philip McKeon International Fan Club had any members with revoked privileges.  They even accepted a guy in a probably-almost-exclusively girl's fan club, after all!
An autograph from THE Philip McKeon, signed IN PERSON in 1983.   It says, "Barry, You're the best fan we have.  Keep it up!  Philip McKeon."   That was a honor (being called the "best fan" and, added to the fact that ALL of the cast were gracious and friendly, really made my week!)
I would meet Phil in 1983, and it was a really good experience.   By the time I met him, I knew tons about him and he naturally knew NOTHING about me.   Every girl I went to school with was gaga over him, but it was me that got to meet him.   It was really almost an accident though.   My parents took me (after some serious ME pressure) to see ALICE tapings three times, in '81, '82 and '83, and in '82, we happened to eat at EL CHIQUITO MEXICAN RESTAURANT across the street from Warner Brothers while driving around Burbank.   Had we not struck up a conversation with the waitress about ALICE taping across the street, we might not have known the secret:  the cast frequently CHILLED at El Chiquito after Tuesday night tapings!  You can be sure we were there after the tapings both years.   In '83, Phil was hanging out with VIC TAYBACK and TONY LONGO ("Artie"), and it was a simple as walking over to their table and striking up a conversation.   And all of them couldn't have been friendlier.

Phil has never specifically said, but he probably doesn't remember looking at my scrapbook, but he carefully turned all of the pages, along with Vic and Tony nearby.   I got photos with all of them.  Here's one with Phil and myself, Mexican restaurant decor in background.   Could I have POSSIBLY been more geeky back then?
Phil and myself, taken August, 1983.   This was right after the taping of the eighth season episode "It Had to Be Mel," with guest star Florence Henderson.   I enjoyed meeting the cast beyond words.   Had they been rude or insensitive to me, I would have been crushed.   Fortunately, I had just the opposite experience with all of them!
I suppose I am digressing a bit, but being a star when you're an adult definitely has its perks, but achieving fame and, for a kid, fortune at that young age is not a common thing.   ALICE changed the lives of the entire McKeon family, who followed Phil to California, where Nancy launched her career in acting also.
ALICE has been off the airways in first-run episodes since 1985, and both Nancy (and husband and kids, whom Phil adores) and their parents have left California.  Phi, however, has remained in Los Angeles and works as morning news producer at KFWB News in Los Angeles, an AM station.   It is ironic that this station was founded (in 1925) by Sam Warner, the founder of Warner Brothers, which owned ALICE and still controls the rights.    (The station is no longer connected with the Warner family now.)

VIC TAYBACK:  ALICE was the break he totally relished!
Perhaps no one enjoyed his role on ALICE as much as VIC TAYBACK.   Vic was far from a newcomer at acting, but as a character actor, he had many roles and few of them big enough to give him the clout and status most every actor wants.   He had done some nice things (ALL IN THE FAMILY, STAR TREK), but landing the role as Mel on ALICE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE in 1974 turned out being a lot bigger of a future for Vic than he probably ever dreamed.   Besides the pilot with Alfred Lutter, Vic was the only holdover from the motion picture that went to the TV sitcom ALICE.  
VIC TAYBACK's character "Mel" was somehow lovable and likeable despite his gruff image.   I will never forget the kindness Vic showed me as a fan.   He invited me backstage to watch the cast rehearse, and I wonder how often such had happened.   Sad to say, my parents wouldn't stick around in Los Angeles long enough to let me go!    Vic seemed to love his role immensely.
Vic's character grew a lot over the years, and it seems that Vic did too.   He showed obvious affection for the cast at every possible opportunity.   He enjoyed having Philip McKeon around, treating him like an uncle, and always gave Beth Howland ("Vera") good-hearted grief, calling her "Bones."    His character fell in love with Alice, Jolene and Flo on various occasions, and Vera fell in love with Mel, but I think Vic fell in love with his life at Stage 3 at Warner Brothers.  

I remember the day, on May 25, 1990, when I learned of Vic's sudden death.   Vic was being strongly considered for a new sitcom and was hopeful about the future.   It was a really sad day, for it somehow gave some unasked for, unneeded closure for the end of ALICE.    Only five years had passed since the final episode was taped.   ALICE had changed Vic's life in big ways, though.

(NOTE:   I just read that Vic's wife Shiela Tayback, died on Nov, 21, 2001, just 11 years after Vic.  R.I.P. Vic & Shiela!)

POLLY HOLLIDAY:  Flo kissed her grits right into stardom!
If you've watched ALICE more than a half a dozen times, you know who Flo is, what Flo liked and how Flo thought.    The man-hungry, sassy red head who was the stereotype of about every roadside diner waitress all rolled into one.  

Polly Holliday, who played Flo, was perhaps as opposite from her alter ego as could be.   Polly was a lot more difficult to pinpoint than Flo, and far more conservative in just about every way.   Terribly private, not prone to Hollywood parties and not extremely tempted by fame, Polly Holliday STILL coasted into stardom through ALICE and then went on to star in her own spin-off series FLO (1980-1981), which ultimately didn't survive the brutal ratings game.   Nevertheless, Flo made at least herself, if not Polly, a household name.   "Kiss my grits!" and other Flo-speak became common catchphrases off the show.   Polly herself was far less recognizable without the red beehive wig and all the rest of Flo's outrageous attire, and it was often her unmistakeable voice that gave away the actress.
Polly Holliday and Telly Savalas in the 1979 Fourth Season Premiere of ALICE. 
After Polly's departure from ALICE and then CBS-TV's cancellation FLO in 1981, Polly continued her career with an abundance of roles in both television and movies.   Not a one of her roles resembled Flo, but she has worked as much as she has wanted to, it appears.   Nowadays, Polly is doing less perhaps, as evidenced by less frequent roles listed on IMDb, but you've never heard it said here or anywhere that ALICE didn't pave the way for Polly Holliday's future.  

BETH HOWLAND:  Being "dingy" made Vera Beth's most successful role
Before ALICE, Beth appeared in a number of roles in both New York and Los Angeles.   Beginning with an uncredited role in LI'L ABNER in 1959, Beth had a nice list of television and Broadway roles to her credit when along came ALICE.   The role of Vera as America's favorite dingy waitress ended up being Beth's most memorable role of her career, one she kept for the sitcom's nine seasons.   Perhaps no shot of Beth's Vera is more memorable than the opening credit scene of Vera throwing up the straws, presumably taken from the pilot episode.   But as the series progressed, Vera became far more of a real personalty to be reckoned with.   Vera developed credibility, sensitivity and depth out of nowhere, it seemed.
It is to the credit of Beth Howland and the writers of ALICE that Beth's character was allowed to migrate from stupid to "dingy".   Even the second season episode where Vera thinks that George Burns is God didn't match the later years of Vera's life on ALICE.    Pictured above is Vera in overalls, one of her main staples of attire.
It's true that Beth Howland has all but disappeared from the limelight and from acting in general (IMBd lists only eight roles for Beth since 1985.)  Given that royalties were not sought after during the ALICE years nearly as much as they are now, Beth may not be living "high off the hog" from royalties sadly.    But, similar to Polly Holliday, perhaps Beth is happiest being out of the limelight and enjoying relative solitude, being married to Charles Kimbrough.   Beth was, no doubt, a success story on ALICE, all the same.   I appreciate her immensely for putting such energy in a role which started out so flakey, and, to Beth's credit, ended up everyone's hero.  
Beth's character Vera underwent tremendous character development over nine seasons.   From being almost comatose in Season One to developing a unique and lovable character a bit off-center, and finally getting married, Beth Howland's Vera remains one of the most loved characters on ALICE
CELIA WESTON:  Good ol' gal Jolene projected Celia into a lifetime of movie roles
Celia Weston as "Jolene" was in some ways my favorite character.   At the very least, I was always rooting for Celia to take Jolene and make something amazing out of her, and she did just that.  And it was no piece of cake given the history of Southern waitresses on ALICE. Competing with Polly Holliday's "Flo" was not the easiest task, after all.  And I wanted ALICE to succeed after Polly's sad departure and the apparent disaster surrounding Diane Ladd's quick in-and-out role.  

Publicity shot of Celia Weston as Jolene.   Celia's Jolene achieved the status of being a darn funny AND likeable character on ALICE, being especially adept at putting down Mel's food while keeping his respect.
Perhaps after the no-so-wonderful departure of Diane Ladd, the producers, writers and perhaps Celia herself chose to make Jolene a little different than either Flo or Belle.   The most obvious difference was that Celia was younger, but also a different character in her own right.    Jolene was unashamedly Southern, but had the ability to radiate class at times, or fail miserably at it, depending on the situation.   I think Jolene's greatest success was in her ability to put down Mel and make fun of his food, both of which were ongoing gags on ALICE and part of the requirement for a successful character.   

Celia Weston as Paula Ann Hendricks on MEMPHIS BEAT (2010-2011).
It's interesting to note that following her 90 appearances as Jolene, Celia's career continued without hiatus.  She's appeared in numerous movies, some of which took me a few minutes to recognize her in.   Celia has also made television guest appearances and acquired regular roles on a long string television shows as well.   Yep, Jolene was the catalyst that brought Celia from a virtual unknown to a regular working actor.   Perhaps it is safe to say that Celia's success has not lifted her out of the "character actor" category, but I suspect that Ms. Weston is quite happy all the same.   Jolene really did do Celia proud.

DIANE LADD:  ALICE may not have been a catalyst ... or was it?
DIANE LADD (far right) as "Flo" in the 1974 movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore."   Ladd joined the sitcom cast in 1980 as Belle, a role which was short lived and lasted only 23 episodes.
As any ALICE fan knows quite well, Diane played Flo in the movie ALICE DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE, and then joined the cast of ALICE in the fourth season as "Belle" just as Polly Holliday was leaving to star in Flo.  Diane was the hopeful savior of the big gap that Polly would leave at Mel's Diner with Flo's departure.   There was tremendous hoopla announcing Diane as the newest cast member, but the chemistry (perhaps offstage as well as on) wasn't there, and Ladd would leave after 23 episodes in a cloud of disappointment of what could have been.

ALICE Publicity photo with Diane Ladd (1980).
With Diane's short time on ALICE, perhaps it had far less of a career boost, or a legacy, than the rest of the cast.   At the same time, however, it can be said that the enormous publicity and energy promoting Diane Ladd's "Belle" ("She's going to butter your biscuits," said the TV Guide ad) perhaps did more for Diane Ladd than meets the eye.   Beyond ALICE, Diane Ladd has had more than four DOZEN television or movie roles, formed her own production company, and has never wanted for a role since ALICE.  Her short lived role on ALICE brought her a Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actress in a Television Series in 1981.  

With Diane appearing in only 23 of the ALICE's 202 episodes, you have to look pretty hard to find an episode with Belle.  Yet, as a fourth and fifth season cast member, perhaps the role of Belle did leave a permanent, not-always-seen, affect on Diane Ladd's career. 
MARVIN KAPLAN:  From a one time role in the second season to America's favorite phone man, Henry Beesmeyer kept Marvin busy and working for years.  

Nobody ever mentioned religion much on ALICE, but Marvin's "Henry" still seemed pretty Jewish.   Certainly, he was everyone's favorite phone man.   Marvin repaired the Diner's phone, ate there constantly (heaven knows why) and made continual references to his wife Chloe.
Character actor and voice artist Marvin Kaplan was no newcomer to acting when he stumbled into the role of Henry on ALICE in 1977.   It was a case of being at the right place at the right time.   ALICE was just rising to fame and fortune and Marvin was at the time and place in his career when a role such as Henry would be the perfect job.   All the stars lined up, and Mr. Kaplan worked on ALICE from 1977 to 1985, appearing in 82 episodes as Henry.

Marvin Kaplan as Henry, imitating a Russian ballet star.
Years before ALICE was anyone's project, Marvin had a regular role in the TV sitcom MEET MILLIE as Alfred Prinzmetal, an aspiring poet-composer (1952-1956).  If you ever watched TOP CAT, Marvin provided the voice of Choo-Choo in the 1960s.

TOP CAT featured the voice talents of Marvin Kaplan as Choo-Choo.   Choo-Choo was the pink cat third from the right.
Marvin also had a bit role in the 1963 film IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD playing a gas station attendant opposite Jonathan Winters; in both roles he was featured alongside actor Arnold Stang (Top Cat's voice actor), with whom he shared a somewhat similar physical appearance.

ALICE brought all smiles to Marvin Kaplan.
Following ALICE, Marvin Kaplan had a recurring role as Mr. Gordon on the television sitcom BECKER and continued to act, write and direct.  Now in his mid-80s, Marvin is limited to a wheelchair and doesn't drive anymore, but he DOES continue to work.    Now also a producer, Marvin has a low budget film, WATCH OUT FOR SLICK, available on Marvin's website.  (www.marvinkaplan.com)   Marvin loves the time he spent on ALICE and talks freely about the years.   I've shared some amazing conversations with him online and think he's one of the true heroes of Hollywood who has kept his head through it all and remains just a hard working guy trying to make his mark on the world.  
Marvin says in his website:  "The nice thing about growing old is I can do whatever I want. I can write, direct, and act occasionally. Right now, I’m working on a screenplay, plus I have a wonderful idea for a television pilot. I’m in a very creative mode!"
ALICE ALSO CHANGED MY LIFE.
I guess I have to end this blog by saying that I've spent countless hours being ALICE's number one fan (or at least way up in the top 10 of all time!).   Thus, I'd have to say that ALICE has changed my life for the better as well.   I haven't achieved fame, but have a small fortune perhaps.   I have never been an actor, but life has been a lot more fascinating following both the characters and the actors themselves in what easily could NOT have been.   
Fiji, May 2012.
Today, I am a successful business owner in Denver (I own and am the managing director at Integrity Print Group, www.integrityprintgroup.com).   I am a home owner, a world traveler (I love the Southern Hemisphere, particularly Fiji, New Zealand and Australia), and enjoy fitness, writing, reading, philately, my dog Lupie, and doing my part in helping the world whenever possible.   I DO have other interests besides a single sitcom, but it remains a fun part of both my past and my present, and I'm thankful to Linda, Phil, Vic, Beth, Polly, Celia, Diane and Marvin for the laughs and enjoyment they've added to my life and the lives of many others.
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